Fave Fives XXV: Knock Knock Jokes

Posted October 31, 2009
Filed under: Random Ramblings |

Wow, this is a big one!  The 25th Fave Fives list (I think I’m easily on my way to 30; might as well go for 50!).  Thanks to Daniel over at Dashprod for enlightening me on the unique and lesser known holidays. Today, Oct 31st, is not only Ol’ Hallow’s Eve, it is also National Knock Knock Jokes Day!  So, we just gotta do it….

1. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrup–
MMMMOOOOOOO!

2. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I Diddop
I diddop, who?
Eeeewww, gross, you did a poo?

3. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady
Little old lady, who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

4. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

5. You: Will you remember me in 1 second?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 minute?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 day?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 year?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 decade?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Knock, Knock
Someone Else: Who’s There?
You: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T FORGET!

5 comments so far

  1. Daniel Ashton on October 31, 2009

    #5 made me laugh out loud!!

  2. jaynepomuceno on October 31, 2009

    An honorable mention:

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    Europe
    Europe, who?
    No, YOU’RE a poo!

    Poo jokes. Gotta love ‘em.

  3. Becka on November 2, 2009

    I got a great one….you start.

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    Umm…….

  4. Kelli on November 3, 2009

    off the subject….are you going to participate in the newest famous dave’s contest?

  5. jaynepomuceno on November 3, 2009

    Yeah, I’ve got an idea to do one of the Oompa Loompa scenes from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. Or maybe something from “A Christmas Carol”. We’ll see.


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