Fave Fives XXV: Knock Knock Jokes

Wow, this is a big one!  The 25th Fave Fives list (I think I’m easily on my way to 30; might as well go for 50!).  Thanks to Daniel over at Dashprod for enlightening me on the unique and lesser known holidays. Today, Oct 31st, is not only Ol’ Hallow’s Eve, it is also National Knock Knock Jokes Day!  So, we just gotta do it….

1. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrup–
MMMMOOOOOOO!

2. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I Diddop
I diddop, who?
Eeeewww, gross, you did a poo?

3. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady
Little old lady, who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

4. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

5. You: Will you remember me in 1 second?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 minute?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 day?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 year?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 decade?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Knock, Knock
Someone Else: Who’s There?
You: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T FORGET!

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6 comments so far

  1. Daniel Ashton on

    #5 made me laugh out loud!!

  2. jaynepomuceno on

    An honorable mention:

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    Europe
    Europe, who?
    No, YOU’RE a poo!

    Poo jokes. Gotta love ’em.

  3. Becka on

    I got a great one….you start.

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    Umm…….

  4. Kelli on

    off the subject….are you going to participate in the newest famous dave’s contest?

  5. jaynepomuceno on

    Yeah, I’ve got an idea to do one of the Oompa Loompa scenes from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. Or maybe something from “A Christmas Carol”. We’ll see.

  6. shiv on

    hello wow this is funny as lloll xxx


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