Women Explained

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the forbidden fruit and wondered about men and women. So, looking up to the heavens, he said, “Excuse me, God, can I ask you a few questions?”
God replied, “Go on, Adam, but be quick. I have a world to take care of.”

So Adam said, “When you created Eve, why did you make her voice so sweet and tender, unlike mine?”

“I did that, Adam, so that you could love her.”

“Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?”

“I did that, Adam, so that you could love her.”

“Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?”

“Well, Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you.”

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2 comments so far

  1. Pokey on

    ha.ha. Good thing I’m not Eve….
    :-}pokey

  2. Jen on

    HEY, we aren’t stupid. lol (I feel it my duty to stand up for girls everywhere and protest) =P


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